Workspace Wrangler Gifts

"I like to keep a clean desk...."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Storm in the out tray

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Toastquest!

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Overwhelmed by Paperwork