Device Wrangler Gifts

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Toastquest!

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

Bureaucratic castle

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I have a system."

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

Bicycle Pie Chart

'It's for you.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I've analyzed, condensed and simplified the data...it was a good quarter.'