Gadget Wrangler Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Bashing a computer to make it work

Struggling with unwilling computers.

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

Tricks Machines Play on Us...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Toastquest!

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."