Gadget Wrangler Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Bashing a computer to make it work

Struggling with unwilling computers.

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

Tricks Machines Play on Us...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Toastquest!

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"