Appliance Wrangler Gifts

Toastquest!

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

New Guy.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'It's for you.'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Landslide Hazard

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

The opinion poll ltd.

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'