Bathroom Wrangler Gifts

'Honey, I need the Drano again.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Toastquest!

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Where's the duck?'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

Struggling with unwilling computers.

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

'All clear!'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.