Toilet Paper Wrangler Gifts

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

Storm in the out tray

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

InIn by-products.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

The trap

"We need a better piling system."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

In/Out.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

I'm not sure if I'm holding down a job or the other way around.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Creation of Adam