Toilet Paper Wrangler Gifts

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

The trap

"We need a better piling system."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

In/Out.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"No not the puppy please"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Creation of Adam

Bureaucratic castle

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."