Paper Wrangler Gifts

"We need a better piling system."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Editor.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Tied up in red tape.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

If the NHS designed cars...They'd probably be the worst cars in the world.

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'