Document Wrangler Gifts

"I have a system."

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

perplexed woman carrying large pile of documents

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Be honest - does my bumf look big in this?'

Bureaucratic castle

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

InIn by-products.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Editor.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"We need a better piling system."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Literary rain

In/Out.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

I'm not sure if I'm holding down a job or the other way around.