Document Wrangler Gifts

"I have a system."

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

perplexed woman carrying large pile of documents

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Bureaucratic castle

Storm in the out tray

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

Editor.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"We need a better piling system."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Literary rain

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

In/Out.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.