Form-wrangler Gifts

'Nightmare on Form Street.'

Storm in the out tray

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Editor.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"We need a better piling system."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Literary rain

In/Out.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays