Rail Wrangler Gifts

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

New Guy.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'It's for you.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Fun and games with wires.