Rail Wrangler Mugs

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

New Guy.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'It's for you.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Man standing at a railway station.