Telephone Wrangler Mugs

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

"If you know your party's extension, say 'know'. Otherwise say 'no'!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

King kong 5 G.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Toastquest!

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Two robots are playing table football.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

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