Telephone Wrangler Pillows

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

"If you know your party's extension, say 'know'. Otherwise say 'no'!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Toastquest!

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."