Phone Wrangler Pillows

'It's for you.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"...and this is our Agile project!"

Fun and games with wires.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

The opinion poll ltd.

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

Tricks Machines Play on Us...

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."