Ring Wrangler Pillows

Engagement Ring.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.