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Engagement Ring.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Martian Dog.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."