Cellphone Wanderer Pillows

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

Moses on the web

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

The World Wide Web.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

Clickbait

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Streaming"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

You are here.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Silver Surfer.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."