Wireless Wanderers Pillows

'The monthly charge isn't bad but the roaming fees are killing me.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

Moses on the web

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

The World Wide Web.

Cellphone Islands

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Wikipedia...

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Clickbait

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Wifi whore

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Streaming"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.