Wired Wanderer Pillows

Modern camping

Hot Towel Web Service

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Cellphone Islands

Obsession with the Internet.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

I.T. Fear

The World Wide Web.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

Travelogue

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Clickbait

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Wifi whore

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Streaming"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Silver Surfer.

The Blob's Blog.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"