Wired Wonder Pillows

"I could never go wireless."

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

Butterfly Woman

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

I.T. Fear

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Caliologist

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Modern camping

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Hot Towel Web Service

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Sportknitting

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Butterfly Woman

The Bluetooth Fairy.

Modern day mirror.

Wise Cracker

Death Watch

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"I thought you meant a football pool."

"Does he byte?"

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

Internet dating

"Freudian Slip"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Anyone got a hanky?'

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."