Wind-up Wonder Pillows

Wind-up cows

Butterfly Woman

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Dance.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Shaved Ice

Caliologist

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'