Woodwind Wonder Pillows

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters. (Published originally on April 29, 2011.)

Butterfly Woman

Four children playing the flute.

Bassoons.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Whittler's Mother.

Caliologist

Man building a tree house

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Bassoon practice.

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Mozart Clarinet

Butterfly Woman

I love Clarinet

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Sara Sampaio

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Flautist

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

Contrabassoon

Bassoonist cherub.

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Clarinet

'Anyone got a hanky?'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

Cor Anglais

End of the carrier pigeon.

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Butt Wig (Colour)

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."