Angelic Woodwind Wonder Pillows

Bassoonist cherub.

Four children playing the flute.

Bassoons.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Flautist

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Contrabassoon

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Celestial Music

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Cor Anglais

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'