Angelic Wanderers Pillows

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"He's mad at God."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

Delivery.

Death of the pope.

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Football

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."