Angelic Traveler Pillows

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Spring Break!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Confessions on a plane.

Death of the pope.