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Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

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"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

Death of the pope.

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Spring Break!

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

'I see my wife made it in.'

Shower before entering heaven.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.