Angelic Journey Enthusiast Pillows

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Spring Break!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Shower before entering heaven.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"