Angelic Adventures Pillows

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

Keyboard in Heaven

Smashed harp...

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Death of the pope.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'