Angelic Antics Pillows

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I get great reception this way."

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Insurance agents in Heaven.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'