Angelic Antics Appreciator Pillows

Heaven Employee of the Month

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I still hate you."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Death of the pope.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Heaven - Under New Management.