Angelic Antics Appreciator Pillows

Heaven Employee of the Month

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Heaven - Under New Management.

"15%? We all tipped 20%"