Angelic Mischief Appreciator Pillows

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Halo Frisbee.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"I still hate you."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Cat Heaven.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"