Angelic Mischief Observer Pillows

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Local News in Heaven

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Keyboard in Heaven

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Cat Heaven.

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Heaven Security Checks.

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'