Angelic Wit Watcher Pillows

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'T.M.I.F.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

"I still hate you."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Death of the pope.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Angel using his hal to play golf.