Angelic Wit Watcher Pillows

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Angel using his hal to play golf.