Angelic Observer Pillows

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

"He's out leaving wads of gum everywhere."

"This is Hell for him. He's afraid of heights."

The lost and found in heaven has a lot of missing halos.

'I never was very religious.'

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

Notice in Heaven: 'Please switch off mobiles.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'He used to drive an SUV!'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Hmmm. . . I need to lose some weight. . ."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.