God Observer Pillows

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Crisis.

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Gone to seed.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Words from a Senator.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"