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Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Gone to seed.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Oculist.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Your karma will catch up with you!

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

Words from a Senator.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'