Religious Observer Pillows

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Some men find not shaving or cutting their hair during sefira particularly challenging.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Nuns do things out of force of habit.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

The joy of sects.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Pastoring for Dummies

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!

The artist

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'