Religion And Society Observer Pillows

The World's Biggest Religions...

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

The United States of Amazement

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.