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Nun Fight.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Hallelujah!"

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Honk if you're holy.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Attila the Nun.

They're missing a few commandments.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'