'Have your daily bread every other day.'
Religious Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who observes their faith with pride and creativity? Our collection offers humorous, inspiring, and heartfelt products that celebrate spirituality in everyday life. From mugs to prints, find the ideal way to honor their religious journey with a thoughtful touch that resonates with their beliefs and sense of humor.
Some men find not shaving or cutting their hair during sefira particularly challenging.
Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.
Nuns do things out of force of habit.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
The joy of sects.
'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'
Worst. God. Ever.
Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?
Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
Pastoring for Dummies
"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."
Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'
Olympic Sabbath Torch.
'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'
No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.
Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.
"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"
This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.
'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'
"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."
"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."
John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin
"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."
'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'
The artist
Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!
Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!
Religious Observer Gifts Collection
Religious Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of religious observer mugs—perfect for daily inspiration and humor. Find a design that captures their faith and wit.
Religious Observer Pillows
Add faith-inspired charm to their home with pillows that feature inspiring and witty designs for religious observers.
Religious Observer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate their faith and creative spirit—ideal for framing or inspiring daily reflection.
Religious Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak their spiritual language with humor and style. Great for expressing their beliefs effortlessly.