Faith Observer Gifts

"These days, you can't take anything for granted."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

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Life and Death

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Holy Bible

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'