World Faith Observer Gifts

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Human Rights and the USA

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Holy Bible

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

The Red Carpet

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'