Wealth Observer Gifts

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

Bill Gates' diary.

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Overprivileged Checking

Disposable Income

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

'I've succeeded where other men failed through hard work, determination and my father's money.'

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

Rolls Royce House and Car

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I made my money the old-fashioned way. Inherited."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Fat Cat

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'I'm a failure, but I won't admit it because I'm making too much money.'

"But on the bright side, we're still stinking rich."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"That's the last dollar I ever earned."

Billionaires Only Lane

'I'm miserable. Thank goodness I'm rich.'

'I often come in here just to remind myself of what this 'King' business is all about.'

'I try to help when I can.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

"I brought this painting because I just really liked the symbolism."

"I'm pretty sure she's rich - she never has any money."

Rolling out the red carpet.

The Red Carpet

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

Great Chinese Dynasties

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'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'