Wealth Watch Gifts

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Travel looks strong!

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Money god