Wealth Watcher Gifts

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Get back to me as soon as possible.. I'm sitting on a pile of money.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'That's a statue of my rich uncle.'

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Money was down again in relation to love and happiness.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'Favourite Tax Loopholes of the Rich & Famous.'

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

Computer acronyms for rich people.

'It's not a privilege, Junior. Wealthy people have an obligation to finance political campaigns and run the country.'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

Millionaire bankers hide identity

'I was only a millionaire on paper, but somehow it became real money when I lost it.'

"Your home is your most valuable asset."

"And for God's sake stay as far away as you can from the legal system- unless you're a lawyer."

"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Why there are financial planners.

Lifestyles of the Loophole-Rich and Tax-Free

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"There, but for the grace of God, and the contract with Satan, go I."

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'There were only five figures in his six-figure bonus.'

"That is definitely going to be regarded as excess profits"

'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'

'I said I'd invest your money as if it was my own, and I have. I've invested it in my pool, my car and my boat.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO in order to spend more time with my money..."

You might not know how well off you are, Mr. Hobson, but we do.