Wealth Watcher Prints

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Get back to me as soon as possible.. I'm sitting on a pile of money.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'That's a statue of my rich uncle.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Money was down again in relation to love and happiness.'

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

'Favourite Tax Loopholes of the Rich & Famous.'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Millionaire bankers hide identity

"I was hoping I could have something to remember you by. You know, like money."

Computer acronyms for rich people.

"Your home is your most valuable asset."

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

'I was only a millionaire on paper, but somehow it became real money when I lost it.'

'It's not a privilege, Junior. Wealthy people have an obligation to finance political campaigns and run the country.'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO in order to spend more time with my money..."

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

'There were only five figures in his six-figure bonus.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"And for God's sake stay as far away as you can from the legal system- unless you're a lawyer."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

'I said I'd invest your money as if it was my own, and I have. I've invested it in my pool, my car and my boat.'

Business Greed.

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"That is definitely going to be regarded as excess profits"

You might not know how well off you are, Mr. Hobson, but we do.

"There, but for the grace of God, and the contract with Satan, go I."

"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."

'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'