Wealth Watchers Gifts

By some incredible stroke of luck, the staff of the Ontario Art Gallery had put up the sign just moments before the arrival of Bill Gates.

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

Business men line up at the police station

"Have you any idea of the breakup value of this marriage?"

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth.'

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'Old money meet new credit card debt.'

'Young man. I'm a top-level executive. I don't carry money with me!'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

Jumping Wall Street.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry