Wealth Watchers Mugs

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

Business men line up at the police station

"Have you any idea of the breakup value of this marriage?"

'The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth.'

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'Old money meet new credit card debt.'

'Young man. I'm a top-level executive. I don't carry money with me!'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Jumping Wall Street.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Money god

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'