Market Watchers Gifts

Yo-yo companies sales chart shows sales figures going up and down.

'If we wait here long enough will we see the hedge funds fly south for the winter?'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'The recession is over, again.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Chinese stock market

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'