Market Watchman Gifts

The bailout.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"I don't like the look of this."

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Standard And P****d.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Travel looks strong!

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"