Market Watchman Gifts

The bailout.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The recession is over, again.'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"I don't like the look of this."

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Travel looks strong!

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

The United States' economy deflating.