Market Master Gifts

'All this internet trading has caused you to neglect your children!' 'What children?'

Wall Street - Red Flag To A Bull

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

For Sale. They say the housing market is slowing down. But it's still lapping me.

The president's men

World economy going downhill

"Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share."

Mergers Acquisitions

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Robot Parts $5

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Fish and color

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."