Market Maestros Gifts

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

Robot Parts $5

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

The president's men

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

SupermarketAwful Market.

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'